Flyers’ Tony DeAngelo impales Corey Perry with a stick

Update: DeAngelo was suspended by the NHL for two games without pay on Wednesday for spearing Corey Perry. He will lose nearly $55,000 in salary for shooting at the Lightning forward’s manhood.

How bad does it have to be to have multiple hockey players trying to fight you at the same time? In the case of Philadelphia Flyer Defender Tony DeAngelo was justified in the 5-on-1 attack. During Tuesday night’s game vs Tampa Bay, and the Blitz had pretty much wrapped up the game that DeAngelo decided to engage in the usual jostle for the whistle that occurs in hockey. After the usual shoves and rounds of trash talk, hockey players usually sing Kumbaya and get on with their lives. DeAngelo’s dumbass decided to blow things up unnecessarily by ramming the bladed end of his cane into Lightning forward Corey Perry’s manhood.

After dog poo was dismantled by players with less than three minutes left in the contest, DeAngelo received a large penalty for spearing and was thrown out of the game. He doesn’t feel sorry because he was tackled onto the ice and knocked off once while prone. Also don’t help Perry, who has been suspended three times in his NHL career for dirty plays, most recently in 2020 for elbowing then-Predator Ryan Ellis.

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer’s Olivia Reiner, DeAngelo didn’t aim for the groin and it was retaliation for Perry’s game-long trash talk. The NHL’s Player Safety Division has scheduled a hearing with DeAngelo for Wednesday, at which a likely multi-game suspension is imminent the defender of the Flyers. DeAngelo was previously suspended for three games in his NHL career in 2017 after having physical contact with a referee. DeAngelo was also previously suspended three times from junior hockey and played in the Ontario Hockey League. DeAngelo is one too proud MAGA bastard And obviously racist who was supposed to be punched in the face by a Rangers teammate just before that team put him on waivers.