We’re fed up with the Aaron Rodgers saga
Updated: “It’s my intention to play for the Jets” Aaron Rodgers said on Wednesday The Pat McAfee Show.
This information has taken far too long to be revealed…
Darling Aaron Rodgers,
You really suck, dude. Not only are you shit, you’re a bastard for pushing us around. You’re probably sitting in a cave somewhere, laughing at everyone waiting with bated breath for your “monumental” decision.
Do you want to play or sit in the jungle and down psychedelics? This shouldn’t be a difficult decision. People need to know so they can move on with their lives. You probably enjoy seeing each sporting goods store shower you with praise in hopes of being the first to know the real news. We used to think Alex Rodriguez was an attention whore. But you, sir… you take the cake, Mr. Rodgers. You are the absolute worst A-Rod in the sport. And that says something based on this other narcissist.
Her much-hyped “darkness retreat” ended weeks ago and still nothing. You’re no better than Brett Favre before he’s gone for good Green Bay. Her off-field drama hasn’t reached Favre’s level (yet). They are not accused of helping siphon welfare funds from poor people (which Favre denies), that’s good, but you’re still an idiot who’s trolling us with your “immunized” Nonsense. But of course you are the almighty Aaron Rodgers. You can carry on as you wish with little consequence.
Seemingly, the packers are finally tired of serving your requirements and ready to deliver you. Luckily for you sir, they are very kind about how and when to get you going. How the heck does a guy who won a Super Bowl get white glove treatment like that? Tom Brady was eventually shown the door and driven out of New England after leading the Pats to six rings. Joe Montana was sent to Kansas City after a 4-0 win at the Super Bowls in San Francisco. He didn’t get any special treatment. But the Packers care about you because you’ve thrown a lot of touchdowns but not when it matters most.
Make a damn decision and go to the big apple. Or stay in hiding, experiment with ayahuasca and leave us alone. At this point it doesn’t matter because you’ve made everyone a laughing stock in the sports world. Get over yourself, Aaron. You were a great player, but you’re not worth it. Check that again.
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